Funny dating headlines for dating sites

• You're beautiful, but what else do you have to offer? • I believe that griffins, good men and other mythical creatures exist - prove me correct, at least in one respect!

• Finding a good man is like nailing Jello to a tree - I'm desperate to nail Jello to a tree! • If you don't like coffee, there are always the movies and the baseball games!

The Dating Gurus are at your service to explain just why a dating profile headline (also known as a tagline) is more important than you would first suspect.

There are zillions of daters out there in dating-land vying for your attention, hoping that you will recognize that they, uniquely,can fill that magical place in your heart.

)These are all REAL headlines that I saw today:"Looking for my prize trout, not the usual carp"-Funny, clever... Scientists have been looking for the "missing link" and still haven't found him...

I don't know that I've seen headlines that made me want to pee my pants before - but some of the profiles sure do. I have this thing I do, to news headlines, article headlines, profile headlines, whatever.

If it's seven syllables long, I'll sing it to myself in the tune of "Camptown Races"."I'm looking for Mister Right", doo-dah, doo-dah,"Tired of the games men play", oh-bah-doo-dah-day Try it.

Some, put up things about themselves, while others come up with funny one liners.

You can also give a personal touch to these headlines, because everyone's profile has something unique about them.